once Open a time there was a man named tim. tim loved thanksgiving sooooo much! a couple days before thanksgiving tim decided he was going to hunt his own turkey! tim went to hunting is us (a store that sells hunting supplies) and bought a gun. the next day tim drove out into the hills with nothing but a gun, a car, and bullets. oh and some bubble gum too! tim searched everywhere for a turkey but couldn't find one. finally tim retired back to the car. when tim got in his car guess who was sitting in his drivers seat? a plump round turkey! right as tim pulled out his gun the turkey turned into a bear! the bear growled a monsterous roar then disappeared! tim opened the car door with a shaking hand. right as it opened the car exploded sending tim back 10 feet! tim decided to just walk home. what else could the poor guy do? ride a bear? when tim got home his small son derek (age 3) greeted him. tim's wife linda-sue-mary- ann asked where the turkey was. tim just shook his head and cried. derek was sad that there was no turkey so he stole his moms car keys. hopped in her toyota (which was rusted and didn't work well.) when his parents weren't looking he drove away. 20 minutes later derek came back. his parents asked him where he went. he went into the trunk of the broken down toyota and pulled out a gigantic turkey. derek smiled proudly and told his parents he went to safeway and stole a turkey. his parents smiled because they were so proud of their malicous son for making a robbery. they put away the turkey for thanksgiving then watched tv. outside they soon heard police sirens. linda-sue-mary-ann called out "its the popo!" everyone panicked and ran away. the became fugitives. the turkey fugitives!
the end!
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