jokes and riddles

christmas joke
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why did the elf give santa a present?
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cuz santa never got 1! he only gave out presents. its not like children ride on flying bikes with there dogs pulling them to go to the north pole and drop down a chimney and leave a present by santas tree!
come on people! use ur sense!


new joke!!!!
featuring person1 and person 2
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(person 1walks up to person 2)

person2: hey man! whats up?

person1: uh nothing much!

person2: so where have you been?!? i haven't seen you in years!

person1: i um, well. lets just say i learned that bank robbing is wrong.

person2: how?

person1: the hard way....

person2: what did u have to give back the money?

person1: yes.

person2: well at least you didn't go to jail! that would be bad!

person1:no. i also went

beep beep beep

person2: sorry i've got to take this call bro!

person1: ok i'll see ya around. maybe before you go i can finish what i was saying about..

person2: no i really have to go! tell me another day! bye! oh and by the way i just wanted to say good job on not going to jail!

person 2 walks away

person1: oh well....

the end